So, last night I found myself listening to myself as I explained to Zoe, as though she understood me, that while crunchies are a right, fancy feast is a privilege. And it’s a privilege that kitties that bite do not get. Good luck to me with that. My brother used to give me a hard time for telling my cats that their behavior was inappropriate.
Oddly enough, it worked. Okay, chances are that she just knew I was mad at her but she behaved herself the rest of the night and got a little fancy feast before bed.