Posted by: Zazamataz | February 22, 2010

a smile for poor lonely DRT

Poor DRT gets no posts anymore. Since I feel sorry for it and because we all need a laugh, I think I’ll post some of the jokes I get in email for a while.

We’ll see.

Texas Cowboy advice:

A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be located.


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  1. lol @ joke

    and yeah poor ol lonely drt


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