One morning,two brothers aged 7 and 4 years,were sitting at

the breakfast table,waiting for their mother to prepare

breakfast.The older boy turned to the younger child and

whispered,‘it’s time we swore and talked like Dad…!!

Let’s do it now!!”The younger boy nodded tentatively.
The mother entered the kitchen and asked cheerfully,

“what would you boys like for breakfast…eggs…toast…corn flakes…???”
The older boy immediately piped up in a derisive tone,

“NOW listen here woman,get me some BLOODY corn flakes.”
WHACK!!!!!!……The mother in a flash clouted the older boy

over the head.He ran off to his room balling his eyes out.

The mother then turned to the younger boy and inquired in a stern

voice,“now young man,what would you like for breakfast.”

By this stage,the younger lad was also blubbering and uttered in a

feeble voice,“I definitely don’t want any bloody corn flakes Mum.”