NutriPals nutrition bars claim to “provide smart nutrition to help kids grow up strong and healthy.” But a look at their labels makes you wonder how smart they really are. Although they have more protein,fiber and vitamins than some other bars,each bar has 12 grams of sugar,about 3 teaspoons.That’s more than in most of the regular cereal bars !

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
“Directions: Use like regular soap.”
(and that would be how???…)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
“Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(but, it’s “just” a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Don’t turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding:
“Product will be hot after heating.”
(…and you thought????…)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
“Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me more time?)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:
“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(and… I’m taking this because???…)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
“For indoor or outdoor use only.”
(as opposed to… what?)