Two young boys are in a hospital,lying on stretchers next

to each other outside the operating room.

The first boy leans over and asks,

“what are you in here for?”The second boy says,

“I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first boy says,”you’ve got nothing to worry about.I

had that done when I was 4.They put you to sleep and

then you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.

It’s a breeze.”
The second boy then asks,”what are you here for?”

The first boy responds,”circumcision,”and the second boy says,

“whoa,good luck buddy.

I had that done when I was born,couldn’t walk for a year!”